Poop butt.”
— Oscar Salinas
There’s just something about jamming that really gets on my nerves.”
— Courtney Salinas
Do you have a memory?”
— Jeff Britt
I think you should always wear pants to the Dairy Queen.”
— Courtney Salinas
Enough wolves in the world already without a nice lad like you turning nasty.”
— Ma
Is it adultery if I’m committing it at one end of a guy and he’s committing it at the other end of that same guy?”
— Dan Savage
(Source: TIME)
Teri Gender Bender
gorgeous
Everybody is a potential murderer. I’ve never killed any one, but I frequently get satisfaction reading the obituary notices.”
— Clarence Darrow (Not Mark Twain)
I can’t think of what I hate more than people audibly enjoying their food.”
— Courtney Salinas
