May 2012
1 post
“Ice is funny.”
– Little Dude
April 2012
4 posts
“I have always been a fan of reality by majority vote.”
– Stephen Colbert
“I didn’t say any of that shit.”
– Mark Twain
Talking About The Kid
Courtney: Is he pooping?
Me: I think he's dancing.
Lunchtime Chat
Oscar: Daddy, what are you doing?
Me: I'm eating lunch.
Oscar: No. Eating french fries.
March 2012
2 posts
“I want to see that guy’s blue hair. Rewind that.”
– Courtney Salinas
“I gots a roller girl.”
– Oscar
October 2011
2 posts
“Poop butt.”
– Oscar Salinas
“There’s just something about jamming that really gets on my nerves.”
– Courtney Salinas
September 2011
0 posts
“Do you have a memory?”
– Jeff Britt
August 2011
2 posts
“I think you should always wear pants to the Dairy Queen.”
– Courtney Salinas
July 2011
4 posts
“Enough wolves in the world already without a nice lad like you turning nasty.”
– Ma
“Is it adultery if I’m committing it at one end of a guy and he’s...”
– Dan Savage
May 2011
1 post
“Everybody is a potential murderer. I’ve never killed any one, but I...”
– Clarence Darrow (Not Mark Twain)
April 2011
1 post
“I can’t think of what I hate more than people audibly enjoying their food.”
– Courtney Salinas
December 2010
1 post
“People hate things that people like.”
– Courtney Salinas
November 2010
1 post
“Is the highway really the best place to be driving a house?”
– Courtney Salinas
October 2010
3 posts
“Improv that shit, dude.”
– Lady in Dusk audience
“One of our cats is named Oscar.”
– Some other kid at the playground
“Why is there a baby?”
– Some kid at the playground
September 2010
1 post
“This show is terrible. You would like it.”
– Courtney Salinas
July 2010
2 posts
“Is Conan drunk the whole movie?”
– Courtney Salinas
June 2010
6 posts
“Nobody’s smart in the movies.”
– Courtney Salinas
41 Hour Improv Marathon Live Stream! →
I don’t know why they are doing this, but these folks are performing 41 straight hours of improvised theater. Watch it!
This is stupid.
Futuristic mega-projects by Shimizu →
Yes please.
“Every squirrel I have ever met has exceeded expectations.”
– Courtney Salinas
May 2010
3 posts
Dear Funeral Home
Thanks for including this trite hallmark poem with my mother’s ashes. That helps.
'Heroes' canceled by NBC →
adensays:
Apparently I am not the only one who thought that a show with such tremendous potential had go so straight down the toilet. Sounds like it’s canceled.
March 2010
1 post
February 2010
2 posts
Avatar Chat (spoilers)
Brandon: so, the cat people in avatar use their braids to communicate with other creatures - their braids link up with other braids
and they can read each others minds or something
Courtney: what seriously?
seriously?
what?
seriously?
?
seriously?
“There’s white people, there’s black people, and then there’s my people.”
– Baby Huey
January 2010
2 posts
Anti-medicine = anti-woman
stole this from hearshot:
So there’s this thing called the Shorty Awards. They’re an interesting little competition in which Twitter users nominate notable Twitter-using people or organizations for awards in certain categories. For example, Adam Savage is leading the Science category, NASA has the top spot in Government and Neil Gaiman is second in, interestingly enough, Customer Service.
...
I Won't Do What You Tell Me
I went to see a hip hop show Saturday night. I have not seen such a show since Ice Cube played Lollapalooza in 1992. Things have changed in the last 18 years. Apparently it is now perfectly acceptable to plug your laptop into the sound system, play some Rage Against The Machine mp3s, and just stand to the side periodically instructing people to wave their hands in the air like they just...
December 2009
2 posts
Beard Conversation
Brandon: I've got to do something about this beard. It's out of control.
Courtney: A razor might help.
Domestic Conversation
Courtney: I'm sorry I spent all the money.
Brandon: That's okay.
Courtney: I didn't spend all the money!
November 2009
14 posts
“Skepticism in the truest scientific sense of the word is good and is indeed...”
– Dr. Michael Mann, Penn State University
Financial Advice For The New Parents
So you’ve got a baby on the way and you want to invest in some sweet new toys for the little rugrat. You’ve got your eye on some pretty little felt squeaky flowers or a little train toy that lights up when you squeeze it. Or perhaps something with that little crinkly stuff inside it so your baby don’t grow up brain damaged from a debilitating lack of early-age crinkles.
Yeah,...
Ninja Assassin Chat
me: man, i gotta make me one of them knives on the end of a chain
Travis: yeah dude, that can only lead to good things
Vengeance
Yesterday, as I was carrying Oscar around the house, I rounded a corner and apparently misjudged the distance between the baby and the wall. His head smacked right into the corner and he erupted into a fit of wailing. The crying subsided after a minute, and the only evidence of the accident were the tears drying on his little cheeks.
A little while later I was lying on the ground while Oscar...
“There’s very little dignity in rolling dice and slaying dragons, but it’s what I...”
– Kate
10 Weird Physics Facts →
Reality is so much stranger than you think it is.
Why Aggressive Men Finish Last →
Finally, scientific proof that the ladies dig on the gentlemens. At least, if you’re a water strider.