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Nov 27, 2009
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Financial Advice For The New Parents

So you’ve got a baby on the way and you want to invest in some sweet new toys for the little rugrat. You’ve got your eye on some pretty little felt squeaky flowers or a little train toy that lights up when you squeeze it. Or perhaps something with that little crinkly stuff inside it so your baby don’t grow up brain damaged from a debilitating lack of early-age crinkles.

Yeah, you’ve got your toys all picked out, but the downside is the cost! These things are going to set you back a handful of pretty pennies! Well, I’ve got some money saving tips for you! Forget all that mess. Instead of dropping your paycheck at Babies R Us, just grab yourself a handful of plastic lids from hairspray cans and maybe a few old Amazon boxes. ‘Cause those are the only damn things your baby’s going to play with anyway.